Hate me. Please?

BRAIN BLAST!

My loyal readers, I must present to you this new idea I stumbled upon! Ahem, allow me to start...

So, I was driving home from getting dinner from Uncle Pete's (yum) when (im not sure how) but I stumbled upon this thought like a tree root sticking out of my metaphorical brain wave. And my thought is this: I would really like to meet someone who hates me, who can't stand my presence in the very least. I'd like to know what it is about me that just drives them to the brink, and I mean, I get how people could hate me, believe me, im an ass, im sarcastic, i cant take criticism, i have an excuse for everything, BUT, what if it's something completely abstract. Like, what if... they think I look like a squirrel, and they had a bad encounter with squirrels and they just hate me, but they themselves dont know why they hate me because their brain hasn't made that connection yet! How fascinating! Man, just to know why someone hates me, maybe I wronged them, maybe they're jealous! If so, what are they jealous about?? There are limitless possibilities! Maybe they think I dress poorly and they hate me for that, maybe they hate themselves for hating me! Ahhhh I can't let this go! I must think on this more. Maybe this is why they hate me, because I have a blog! It's like the 6 degrees of separation theory on a whole new scale! I could sit here and list all the possibilities all day but that would make for an unnecessarily long blog, and this is already my second time posting in one day so I can't push the limit anymore. Anyways, I just thought you all may like to teeth on that. Enjoy! (I know I did!)