Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Snow... In April?!

This morning (fully knowing that I had to wake up early) I swung my feet out of bed just 10 minutes before I had to leave for a doctors appointment. As I clamored around my room for a few seconds to orient myself I found myself rather chilly, I stumbled my way (similar to that of a drunkard) over to the window and what did I see? SNOW! I'm pretty sure that last time I checked... snow didn't belong in April. Late November? It's a push but sure. December? Expected. January? Bring it on baby. February? Eh, it'll be done soon. March? This is the last of it. BUT APRIL?! One can only imagine the shock (as I'm sure was similar to all of yours) that I was in. Last time I checked it was 90 over Spring Break. Needless to say Old Man Winter had cast his shroud of seasonal depression upon me once again, as I was forced to gaze upon grey skies, slush filled roads, and that gross way grass looks after its been soaked in snow.

The only reasonable explanation that I could come up with for this strange occurence was... (now hold onto your hats ladies and gents)... during the night, we slipped into a timewarp, and are now back in January. It's a stretch, but, in a day and age when we have vacuums that do all the work, cars who park themselves, sliced bread, and TV's thinner than my American History book, is it that strange? Nay, says I.

/End rant.

P.S. On a side note (keep in mind I am a supporter of the Global Warming theory) does anyone else find it strange that in a time when we're being told the earth is getting hotter each day, that snow shows up way overdue? Just something to crunch your brain up. I will now resume eating the 20 dollars worth of Easter candy I bought 2 days ago. Good luck all.

P.P.S. I also forgot to mention, instead of going to my doctors appointment this morning (hence me waking up early) we turned around and did not get on to Stevenson (due to traffic, thanks again SNOW) anywho, i convinced my mom to not let me go in til third hour and instead of going to the doctor I ate Trix and was flipping through the channels when I saw James Dean, turns out it was "Rebel Without A Cause" so i watched this, and after seeing what I saw, I have now developed a growing curiosity in the way of all things James Dean, so... yeah.

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